Out of the Mouths of Babes II

think each week I will post some of my favorite blurbs my students say to me.  Each day I throw myself back and laugh at some of the things that come out of their mouths.  I have one student who just floors me everytime.  I told him that he was going to be responsible for my best seller book of all the funny things he says to me.  He replied, " and I shall be your number one book buyer". 

Enjoy.
" It sure does smell good in here.  I think it's our teacher, always smelling like a cotton candy stand at a candy carnival"
" I watch Fox News, that's how I know it's winter"
" Why does my dad always curse at the gas pump?"
" So, since we are learning about dinosaurs, does that mean your our prey?"
" When I grow up, I want to be one of those people who always show their butt crack".
" I'm the only one in my family that snores.  I think its because I'm black".
" Shhhhh guys, the reason why Miss T is standing there like that with a T-Rex face is because we are wasting her time".
" Miss T, why do you sound like you have plugs up your nose? Are you sick? When my mom is sick, she says she's invisible and we can't see her".
" Not lacing again.  This really creates havoc on my joints"
" Yes!! I love creating patterns.  Miss T, your freckles make patterns"
"My dad ate my ice cream cone yesterday.  He told me it was poisonous".
"Whoa, dinosaur eggs are so big. Thats like... a year of scrambled eggs every morning".
" I need some hand scantipizer"
" Mom was right, I shouldn't have eatin that chili last night".
"When's lunch"
" Are we having spanish again today? If so, can you tell the teacher NOT to speak in tongues this time?"
" I think I just heard someone say shit.  My dad says shit is a grown up word.  Shit, I said it again".
" A dinosaur is a domestic animal in my eyes.  I can take of one. Duh"
" um, is this real meat?"

More to come. Out of the Mouths of Babes. Gotta cherish this.