They say the funniest things. My students. Whom I adore.
- Oh nooooo, it's the end of the worrrrrld!!! Oh well, guess I don't have to my homework.
- Can we watch Family Guy instead of having circle time?
- Um, I have a headache. Ms. T, can you push me down and yell " YOUR HEALED" like that sweaty guy on TV does?
- My fingers smell like fruitloops.
- :singing: I'm gonna catch little butterfly and... and.. :: evil voice:: PUT IT IN A BOX... and.. and.... pet it.
- Look, the clouds are crying again. Geeze, what a bunch of cry babies
- I didn't sleep good last night because you worked my brain too hard.
- But if I apologize, then I will look like the weak one. My dad says the first person who says sorry first has no balls.
- I snore because I'm black
- I lost two teeth last night. The toothfairy must be broke because she only left me fifty cents.
- Ms T, I can totally rhyme the word sit : hit, lit bit, fit, shit... oh shit I said shit. Shit. Am I in trouble?
- I totally just Chris Brown'd him in bingo
- I love you Ms T. Your like, butter to my biscuit, a really fluffy one from Cracker Barrel.
Kids and cupcakes- thats all you need :)
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