This morning I woke to find myself at the corner of first and fabulous. My skinny jeans slipped on without a glitch and all my laundry that lay crinkled on my bed was magically hung up, by color. The pink ribbon in my hair tied perfectly. My lips were slicked with sweet mint balm and my cheeks, pink with happiness. I walked in my bathroom to see my dog using the toilet instead of my floor, then she made my bed. I walked down my stairs without slipping, tripping, stumbleing or falling. I used the right key to lock my door. I got in to my truck without spilling my drink. My truck shot out cold air and blew through my long voluminous hair. I opened the door before backing out of the garage for the first time in two weeks. I hit every green light and there was no traffic. Every song on the radio that I wanted to hear played..twice.
My gas tank was full and I didn't hit any bumps when putting on my mascara..which was made of crushed diamonds. I got to work on time. I didn't have to suck in when passing my colleagues because I was skinny...in my skinny jeans. My classroom door unlocked without any problems. My room was actually vaccumed and dusted. It smelt good. I had an ice cold dr.pepper waiting for me on my desk, thanks to coach mendoza. My lesson plans were laid out and circle time activites were completed mysteriously. I checked my mail and had 100 letters from the president in my inbox stating he was doing away with TAKS and increasing anyone who educates salary. I replied with a smiley face. My facebook status said " free cupcakes in my room". My students come in and sit down without saying a word. Homework completed and all. Circle time was done in a flash without any interruptions. Everyone was in class on time. Except.. nothing abnormal about this scene.
Lunch was chicken fried chicken with mac and cheese. Homemade ranch dressing on the side. Served to me. He floods my truck in watermelon bubbalicious and then chews a piece with me. The bell rings at exactly 3:30. I don't have any work to do because it's already been done. Mysteriously. I drive home. I hug loela. Rest. I don't think about anything. My mind doesn't know how to go a million miles an hour. I brush my teeth with sugar because it makes my teeth white, and doesn't cause cavities. Lay in bed which forgets to deflate every hour on the hour. I close my eyes without thinking about anything. I can pray without falling asleep on God. I rest in Him. I sleep on my side because I won't ever need to roll over to adjust the deflation. I sleep. Peace.
I woke up. Laughed at the dream I just had. Back to sleep.
I like the orange cupcakes, it's like a dreamsicle :)
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