There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. . He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls...............................
anywhoo... here are my 78 most FAVORITE quotes from anchorman!!! Stay classy Austin :)
1. when in rome
2. i miss your scent..i miss your musk.
3. stay classy san diego
4. my ALABASTER doll
5. i know one day me and veronica are gonna get married on the mountain and there will be flutes playing
6.did you throw a barrioto out fo the window??
7. sir, this town needs news, and your going to deprive them of that bc i have breasts..exquisit breasts??
8. i'm good at three things fighting, screwing and reading the news.. now i've already done one of those toay so whats the other one gonna be huh?
10. you ruined my day you scorpian woman
11.those were not real pirates but, they sure looked convincing
12. i am going to punch you in public
14. keep a tight perimeter
15.i've had about enough of you mantooth, lets dance dickweed
16. rick, wher'd you get a hand granade?
17. looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest
18. before we fight, lets go over some ground rules rule# 1 no
touching of hair and face..AND THATS IT..not lets fight!!19. i killed a guy with a trident
20. you kept your head on a swivel and thats what you have to do when you find yourself in a cockfight
21. im not a baby, im a man..im an anchorman
22. im a man who discovered the effiel tower.
23. you are a smelly pirate hooker
25. ow!!! nights of columbus that hurts.
26. i hate your ron burgundy, you poop mouth.. poop.. just poop coming all out of your mouth..poop mouth..
27. don't you know i would never say the word fu**, the word fu** , fu**, i would never say the word fu**29. im expressing my inner madness with the majesty of song
30. i have no heart bc a she devil stole it.
31. just watch out for the guns, they'll get ya
32. Ron, i know this sounds harsh, but God does NOT want her to live.
34. i immediatlely regret this decision, the bears, they looked so much small from up there.
35. sweet eli whitney snooze it wasn't you was it???
36. it takes impending death to realize how much i need you.
37. BEAR FIGHT
38. hey ron, i'm riding a furry tractor
39. i will tell tales of your companionship
40. i will lick you, i will lick you in front of everyone
41. today we spell redemption..R.O.N
42. there are 1000's of men that i should be with right now but, ron, i am 72 percent that i should be with you.
43. excuse me, is that sex panther your wearing??
44. you stay classy, planet earth
45. hey everyone, come and see how good i look
46. ribs, that what i had for lunch today, thats why I'm doing this ( picking tooth)
47. i love scotch, scotch scotch scotsch, here it goes now..down my belly
48. if you were a man I would punch you in the mouth
49. i know what your asking youself and yes, I do have a nick name for my penis
50. by the beard of the slues, she's hot
51. you have an absouletly breathtaking hiney, i wanna be friends with it.
52. i dont know how to put this but, i'm kind of a big deal
53. my apartment smells of rich mohagany
54. i wanna be on you.
55. your so wise, your like a minature buda, covered in hair
56. you pooped in the refridgerator? im not even mad, thats amazing
57. i ate a big red candle
58. i believe diversity is a old wooden ship used in the world war
59. it is anchorMAN, not anchorlady and that is scientifc fact
60. I dont know what I'm yelling about.
61. i would like to some bbq on that behind and just munch munch munch munch
62. im very aroused.
63. hey, where did you get those clothes..at the....toilet store?
64. i will take you mother, dorethy mantooth to a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.
65. it is bologna
66. what do you say we go out on a date, maybe some chicken, maybe some sex..
67. time to musk up
68. stings the nostrils....in a good way
69. cough, look over here
70. i would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
71. the only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show
72.oh its such a deep burn..its so deep
73. mr burgundy you have a massive erection.
74. im sorry, its the pleats..its actually an optical illution..
75. in the early days they named it san diago which means, a whales vagina
76. thats baby making music thats what that is
77. i freakin love you
78. i love....carpet, i love....desk, i love..lamp
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